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Controlled
Shooting is Bullshit!
by
Dale S. Yeazel
In
the last few years, there have been dozens of books written about,
websites created for and seminars instructing the art of controlled
shooting. Controlled shooting goes by other names,
such as: rhythmic rolling (presumably for Catholics)
or precision shooting. I believe that gaming authors
finally realized the book buying public is smart enough not to
believe in betting systems that are alleged to overcome a fixed
percentage game, like craps, have created the interest in the
subject.
This
pseudo science was created years ago: a writer that believed that
shooters that took their time to pick up and shoot the dice and
did this in a consistent fashion were less likely to seven-out.
These prodigious few were deemed to be rhythmic rollers
and the method used to discover who these were, was to let them
shoot for five rolls after coming-out on a point, to demonstrate
they were one of the chosen ones. This theory was eventually combined
with another writers theory of setting the dice with specific
numbers facing skyward and with the dice turned in a predetermined
direction.
It
was only after rational minds scoffed at the idea of either of
these techniques influencing the outcome of the roll or reducing
the house percentage was the technique elaborated on by suggesting
that following this process and attempting to keep the
dice on axis, would minimize the appearance of the numbers of
the horizontal ends of the dice.
The
proof of the validity of this method that is usually
offered, is to compute how many less sevens need to be thrown
than the six of them that would be expected in the thirty-six
dice combinations, in order to make a certain bet on the table
a positive expectation bet. Well no shit, if you can roll less
than the expected number of sevens, you can turn a crap game into
an ATM machine. The question is: is there anyone out there that
can accomplish this? Why some usually intelligent gamblers are
persuaded by this technique is because they are just educated
enough to be suckers. Anyone that has done any amount of reading
on the subject of dice control knows there is such a thing as
a blanket roll that was used during WWII.
If
the dice are rolled on blanket that is the top layer of a bed,
the blanket will act as a cushion and it isnt difficult
to keep the dice on axis. Another technique is to place one end
of an Army blanket under a footlocker and weigh down the other
end, so the blanket would hang loosely in front of it. This gave
the shooter a backboard to shoot against and gave everyone but
the hustlers a false sense of security. This backboard merely
gave the shooter a cushion that could help keep the dice on axis
after impact. It wasnt unusual for the dice to stay on axis,
even as they slid or rolled down the blanket. The method of setting
the dice for less sevens or more point numbers had been discovered
years earlier by dice hustlers that would only shoot craps on
dirt, where they could keep the dice on axis or even perform a
helicopter shot where they would throw the dice with
the desired number facing skyward. By putting just enough spin
on the dice to keep the desired number up, they could count on
the dirt acting as a cushion and killing the shot.
Of
course it is helpful to be one with the gods when
trying to control three-dimensional objects that are flying through
space. Amphetamine and cocaine based products are probably the
drugs of choice for todays dice wizards, as users feel as
they have more hand-eye coordination when taking them. Hallucinogens
can also be helpful, although it doesnt matter how many
winners the shooter throws on his personal astral plane. His payoffs
are based on how many winners he throws on the casinos plane
of existence. I remember overhearing a conversation between a
dice wizard and his friend. His friend asked; Did you see
how consistent your trajectory was on that throw? Dr. Leary
replied; Hell yes, I can still see the tracer! The
truly delusional can even believe they are Darth Vader and can
use the force to not only control the dice but also have enough
telekinesis left over to choke the boxman.
The
only question that really needs to be addressed is whether or
not a modern casino crap table has the type of surface and other
conditions that will permit a controlled shot. I dont know
about you but I have no intention of believing anyone other than
an expert in the field of casino game protection. Two of the brightest
stars in this profession are Steve Forte, author of Casino
Game Protection A Comprehensive Guide and Bill Zender,
author of Advantage Play for the Casino Executive.
I had the pleasure of watching Mr. Forte demonstrate his slide
shot, which the only reliable method of throwing a controlled
shot on a crap table. Mr. Forte conducted a test where he set
the dice and dropped them straight down to a craps layout, from
a height of ten inches. He recorded six thousand rolls and found
no significant deviation from the expected results. And as he
points out in his book, on a live crap game, the shooter is required
to throw the dice higher, harder, farther and around obstacles
that werent present in his test. In his book Mr. Zender
illustrates the ideal throw for the dice setter (I added Tinkerbell).

But
he also references a study by a consulting group that concluded
the force of the throw is 222 times greater than necessary to
take the dice off axis and this is without hitting the rubber
pyramids.
But
as a crap dealer and supervisor, my biggest gripe with dice setting
is the type of behavior it encourages. All this talk of dice setting
has some morons taking an ungodly length of time to set the dice
and throw. And when the stickman or boxman ask them to set the
dice a little faster, they go into a tirade about how the suits
are afraid of their ability to shoot winners!
©
2006 Dale S. Yeazel
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